Ahhh. . . romance

So yesterday was the two month anniversary for me and Boy Wonder. I know, I know. 2 months. . . whoopee. But it was still special. I'm surprised he's put up with my flunctuating hormones for the last month. We didn't really do anything special because it was only two months. But we did go see Last Kiss. It was a good movie. A little sad at parts and very touching and sweet. Lots of dysfunctional relationships, which may not be exactly what you want on an anniversary. But it made us feel better about our relationship, so it's all good. He did give me something though. He gave me a key to his place. Very big step. I guess that means he's really committed. But I knew that already.

My dear, sweet Boy Wonder has said so many wonderful, romantic things to me and to commerate our anniversary, I thought I would share them with you all. He actually suggested a blog entry of his great lines. (Yes, he does know that I have a blog, but he has respected my wishes that he not read it. In fact, he doesn't even want to read it since he knows blogs can be very personal. Whew, what a relief.)

1. My crotch is in love with you. (This was actually the first time he hinted that he might be in love with me. Even though it's about his crotch, I am still very fond of it.)

2. Baby, I would never steal your life vest. I'd at least wait until you were dead first.

3. I would love you even if you were in a wheelchair. . . as long as our crotches matched up and as long as your mouth still worked. (Now, THAT'S romantic.)

4. You have ruined porn for me. (I have no idea if he's feeding me a line on this one or not, but I'll just pretend it's true.)

5. I can't go to sleep without hearing your voice and I can't get off without sticking it in you.